01.從前.有餐廳門前有個小丑.他名字叫麥當勞叔叔
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02.他知道自己丑.但孩子們都很喜歡他.
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03.麥當勞叔叔他非常愛吃漢堡包..也非常愛逼別人吃.
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04.麥當勞叔叔原本很愛自己的伙伴.
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05.他們常一起COSPLAY.
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06.還一起吃漢堡包.
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07.但是因為他們太愛搶鏡頭了.所以麥當勞叔叔就把他們給殺了.
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08.麥當勞叔叔頽了.
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09.他后悔極了.
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10.正在他失落的時候.遇到了肯德基爺爺.肯德基爺爺的出現改變了他一生.
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11.麥當勞叔叔徹底愛上了肯德基爺爺.
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12.為了接近肯德基爺爺.麥當勞叔叔常和他吃薯條.
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13.麥當勞叔叔為了肯德基爺爺.竟然做了變性手術.
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14.做了變性手術的麥當勞叔叔被肯德基爺爺深愛著.
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15.還生了個半性小孩.名字叫初音MJ
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16.但有一天.肯德基爺爺玩厭了麥當勞叔叔.想殺了麥當勞叔叔.
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17.麥當勞叔叔知道真相.馬上把肯德基爺爺給打死了.
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18.還把肯德基爺爺的肉鋸成漢堡包賣.
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19.更意外的是.這些人肉包獲得好評.從這以后.就開始賣人肉漢堡包了.
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20.麥當勞叔叔無時無刻都在賣.
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